From rap legend Internet Hero, featuring British rappers MC Davvy C and MC Drubert, and up and coming east coast talent from THA BLB.
INTERNET HERO
Lauren you can't afford to gain any weight,
Why the fuck you lyin' pretendin your fatass is straight?
Scrilla himself seen you on a lez cam site, dyke...
No need to lie your names not Lauren, it's Mike.
It's time to put down the cracker,
Your formed like an NFL middle linebacker..
If you started to rap, I'd mistake you for Fat Joe
But bitch, your tounge too fat, your words come out too slow..
Does it make you feel cool fakin' your pics over the net?
Does it make you feel cool taking pics with a ciggarette?
I feel bad for the ground if you ever fell,
Get off line, log off habbo hotel.
MC DAVVY C
I used to know a lil girl her name was Kelly Ryder,
Think about how hot it'd be if I could just ride her,
Think about how cool it'd be if i could get inside her,
Thought I'd always wanted to but never ever tried her,
When she said she didn't want it she had me suicidal,
Heart broken, must be jokin', girl you were my idol, no homo.
One day she turned it round, blamed it on the brown,
Started running with a nigger who came from outta town,
Round round, graphics graphics,
I wanna be with you girl, don't care about geographics,
Yeah, now your making them sigs,
Sometimes I look back and I think how big our love was,
But you were caught up in the drama,
With your best friend Chelsey it was '06 in the summer,
Became one with grammar, started usin' commas,
Turned yourself into a mature momma,
Yeh I wish it didn't happen so quick
I wish you didn't always go running to mom,
I wish i'd never made fun of your gums.
And when the time comes,
I'll be sittin in the slums with the bums, beating my drums,
Thinking about the girl you've become.
THA BLB
Beaner Steve he thinks hes raw,
But all he does is fucking fuck about with habbo whores,
And everytime they turn out to be a lad,
And that makes the beaner cunt sad.
When will he learn, he hasn't yet so ill give him a burn,
He also plays there.com,
Whilst sucking Nigger Deezy's dick all day long,
Has this beaner got a life?
I doubt it but hes got himself a habbo wife,
SZA? With all the lads hes dated I think hes gay,
Well what can I say?
You ban us from vent for no fucking reason,
How come you're not out stealing? Isn't that counted as treason?
I'd like to see you give some beef to me,
But I don't think you can keep up with this, you agree?
Bielby gave you this rap to you deep,
So fuck off beaner Steve and go fucking weep.
MC DRUBERT
Shilo love you aint like a normal teen,
Making graphics and voide.org magazine,
Any boy I know would run a mile,
When you get freaky internet style,
I thought you were a lad before I saw your feet,
Thought you had a bidda bidda unchartered meat,
Cuz girls aint meant to bum computers and shit,
Kelly's an exception cuz she's pretty fit,
Still I aint seen you so I don't have a scooby,
Gonna keep dissin' you till you prove you got boobies,
Fair enough going on forums and having a laugh,
But making mags and shit? You're having a bubblebath,
That'd do you good cuz I imagine you as a mess,
Library girl you got something to confess?
